We assault motherfuckers dressed in purple backpacks And i chew on fabric racks or take a crap on your tune Yeah the strike, trigger everybody else knows what you say But once I have toward brand new microphone, We create milk products outta clay And i also enjoy sky guitar with a tube from tooth paste And that i say karate pencil-case and you will wear it tape
The my personal passages slide flat eg good hockey puck They grabbed myself eight weeks to type the first part of my verse And from now on I got nothing remaining thus I shall imagine that we had harm Aw, I do believe I sprained my personal foot You guys please complete the song in place of myself
[MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this cunt Woke up five days before lying-in this new abandon Did not understand who I found myself I would not contemplate shit
Seem to one thing took place which had been traumatic We once had even more rhymes however, I can’t consider him or her Seriously I am freaking aside I cannot remember one thing! (Certainly do somebody know very well what my name is?)
[MC Social Urination] Yo I’m MC Personal Urination – what – exactly what! We grab a fucking piss with the a screwing sidewalk Each time, everywhere, I just whip out my manhood And empty my personal kidney while you are you motherfuckers view! You almost every other MCs cannot manage that it crap! You are only a little cunt frightened in order to pee in public areas
Your come across a bathroom each time you have to piss Yo screw you to definitely shit – I recently whip out my cock!
[Chorus – Chorus Son] I’m he whom sings the chorus (It trips up the tune) My personal area is actually kinda boring (If only which i might go home) However, these are generally investing us to sing the new chorus (And i also really need the bucks) Trigger I am out of work at the moment (Merely went back into with my father)
[MC Does not Know very well what Paradox Was] Yo I am MC Cannot Understand what Paradox Is Strolled around a woman and i offered this lady a kiss She said “Why don’t we visit your put, I’ll bring the knob” I told you “Hell yeah cunt, that’s therefore ironic”
[MC Becomes Side–Monitored Effortlessly] Yo I am MC Becomes Top–Tracked Easily My rhymes try badass instance Gandolfini You are sure that he could be recognized for the fresh Sopranos however, he’s in addition to within the video For example Score Shorty and Terminal Speed That i failed to like end up in I hate Charlie Sheen Well Perhaps from inside the Sexy Photos, he had been kinda funny However, I love Leslie Nielsen regarding Naked Weapon You-know-who more was a student in you to movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda odd, being aware what the guy did upcoming Wait, what was We claiming? I believe I had front–monitored.
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[MC Deadly Weapon step 1, 2 & 3] Yo I am MC Dangerous Weapon 1, dos & 3 I favor people video but the last upset me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and you may Joe Pesci As to the reasons did they have to build a 4th?
[MC Deadly Weapon cuatro] MC Dangerous Gun cuatro which is me We differ which have MC Dangerous Gun step 1, 2 & step three No matter if I agree totally that it’s a pioneering trilogy New 4th was also an effective it added Chris Material and you may Sprinkle Li!
[MC Shit My personal Trousers Seem to] Yo I’m MC Crap My personal Pants Appear to It always happens when I’m taking walks outside Or when I am getting together with certain travel butt hoes Here i go! Thank god We put a difference from dresses!
[MC Latest Verse] Yo I’m the fresh new MC into the latest verse I’m meant to summarize everything read However, mutherfuckers I really don’t really have committed Very screw that and go back to the latest Chorus Boy
Whats my motherfucking label?
[Chorus – Chorus Child] I am however singing the newest chorus (Give thanks to jesus we are nearly done) I hate vocal brand new chorus (Such as for example a dull banging business) I’m planning take my forty dollars (That is what its investing me personally) And you may I’m attending wade score most drunk (Masturbate upcoming go to sleep)